Dear Paula~
I respect you, I really do.
Back in the 80's you were one of my American Idols. You had a good voice and some awesome moves. One of my favorite dances ever with my dance team was to "Straight Up". I also loved the "Opposites Attract" video of you dancing with that cat.
I know time has gone by, you've gotten older, life has come at you and you're not a "spring chicken" anymore. Some might even say you're past your prime.
I know your lucid moments are few and far between. I really appreciate it when you try and save those precious moments of lucidity for Tuesday and Wednesday nights. I know you aren't always successful, but the effort isn't lost on me.
However, please...when your inner voice tells you to don a chain mail halter top and finger-less gloves...tell it to SHUT UP!
Sincerely~
Marianne
*A side note...
I think this is a great top 10! I don't know who will go tonight...
My prediction/hope...
Ramiele
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Tonight it looked like she was going to the Prom! :)
Love the letter! Made me laugh!
AMEN she is a crazy lady!! Don't know what she was thinking.
Well said, Marianne! However, Paula may not ever be lucid enough to know what the word lucid even means. There was a time (maybe during Season 1) when my children thought I was a cool mom for taking dance classes from Paula, but not so much anymore. I even still have her autograph and could maybe sell it on ebay were it not personalized :(
Haaaahahahaha! Amen sista! I'm sad I missed what she was wearing for the results show. Oh well, there's always next week. :)
She needs to be locked up!
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