Dear...

Syesha,
You are beautiful. You are skinny. I think you have a nice voice and an ability to give an entertaining performance. Please step it up and rise to that ability.

Chikezie,
Hello! Thank you for sharing your personality with us tonight. I was very entertained. I am so sorry you had to be present while Ryan jumped around the stage attempting to be a "brother". How awkward!

Ramiele,
You normally have a big voice that escapes from your tiny body. Tonight your voice matched your body...TINY. I had to stick a fork in my eye during your performance to keep myself from falling asleep.

Jason,
I like your voice. I think it is nice. It is, however, difficult for me to watch you sing. You remind me of Sanka Coffie from Cool Runnings. I guess I just can't get past the dreadlocks. Sorry!

Carly,
I like your Irish accent. I like your singing too. I think you will give several contestants a run for it. I did not enjoy your outfit. Nope, not at all.

David C.,
I am thrilled to see you finally opening up and feeling comfortable. I agree you are a "dark horse"...or donkey...or whatever. I like your voice, your singing style and your hair.

Brooke,
Thank you for being real. For playing the piano barefoot. For bringing a presence and maturity to the stage. Oh, and for having an awesome voice too.

David H.,
Um...the New Kids on the Block just called. They are doing a reunion tour and wondered if you'd be interested in joining them.

Amanda,
I think you are a very pretty girl. And while I don't necessarily enjoy your singing style, I know you have rocker fans out there. But you seem unhappy. Could you perk up just a bit? And please, don't wear black and white stripey pants anymore...they match your hair.

Michael,
I love Australian accents. My kindergarten teacher was from Australia. Did you just smile and give me a Veggiemite Sandwich? Seriously...I like you...a lot. But you are rather predictable. Don't get stuck in a rut, okay?

Kristy,
Oh, Kristy. I think you are down home pretty and genuine. I think you have a pleasant voice. I also think you committed American Idol suicide tonight.

David A.,
I think you're amazing for a 17 year old. I want to pop your head of and hang it from my rear view mirror. I'm sure tonight was hard and intimidating. You didn't do great, but I still like you. Could you do me a favor, though? PLEASE stop licking your lips! Thank you.

Sincerely~
Marianne